Hey dudes

Hey dudes. In case you didn't get that drift from the title. As I told someone earlier, I occasionally repeat things for those of us who are thicker. Not around the waist, but in the mind. You can be a perfect toothpick and also be the unfortunate owner of the no knowledge brain. I mean seriously, look at supermodels and stuff. They usually look pretty lost. Eoin Macken actually shared the deep fact that models are, indeed, confused when doing a photo shoot. He's Gawain in Merlin, though before his acting he himself was model and that is how he can explain exactly what is in the often lacking thoughts of the poser. Anyway, yeah. Enough of this frivolous talk. Let us get down to the heart of the matter: Tomorrow. I am here to state that on the eve of 4:00 tomorrow morning, near 15 years ago, the world was blessed with my occurrence. A marvelous time, September 22nd. OH HEY. ON THE 18TH THIS MONTH IT WAS A CERTAIN PERSONS BIRTHDAY AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SEND HER AN EMAIL. I AM SORRY, DEAR PERSON. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I will try to remember next year (no guarantees due to my flighty thoughts.). I have a thingy in my mouth that hurts. Owie. And mom is playing piano and it's really chill cause dad is making cookies and everyone is just like yeah we swag. To anyone who watches Merlin (Which is probably very few of you) did you guys ever look at Agravain walking away from an explosion and think someone should edit #SWAGRAVAIN near his person? Yeah, every time. Like, *(*MERLIN SPOILER I THINK*)*
*BOOMCSHHHHBLLLERGGSSSHHH* #SWAGRAVAIN #JUSTTAKINGOVERTHEKINGDOM #MORGANARULZ #LETSKILLARTHURALREADYGUYS
… Ahem. Please excuse my mind. This is where it talks. I can assure you when I write my novels they do not sound anything like this. They're actually comprehensible sentences. But yeah. Hey, Phoenix ate her first mouse at our place the other day! I was in the shower and unfortunately missed the event, but next time I will try to be there. Have a great night, folks, and make sure not to let your cookies burn. That can often cause depression which can cause suicidal thoughts. So cook them until they're a nice chewy texture and be happy!
Pax,
Rye